Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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