Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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