$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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