Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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