doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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