How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
they're like a gay fantastic four
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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