you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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