Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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