She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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