Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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