so that wasnt chicken after all
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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