the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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