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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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