Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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