I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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