drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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