I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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