Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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