If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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