i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
did i walk over a car last night?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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