He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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