Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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