I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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