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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
My vagina is officially offended.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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