thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
