with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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