Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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