Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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