I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Randomize
