we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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