This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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