I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
God I need to hump something, right now.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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