just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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