worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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