I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
That accounts for only three of the penises
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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