I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Randomize
