Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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