can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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