Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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