That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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