I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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