I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
The Olympian is in my bed
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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