Just mADE A PArabola og urine
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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