I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
