i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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