Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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