I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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