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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
