Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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