Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
birth control should be required to get into college
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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