You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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