no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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