wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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