Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
PANTIES FOUND
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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