she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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